Meet Adam Mackay! This 31 year old Provo hunk god has a zeal for life that seduces and satisfies. With his Associates Degree in Communications from Salt Lake Community College, he began dazzling clients all over Utah Valley with his sales skills, and this penchant for persuasiveness has led him to the Auto, Home, and Life Insurance field. Adam runs his smooth business out of his home office in Orem, which accommodates his love for the internet, online gaming, movies and making the absolute most of Utah Valley, all of which are best enjoyed with friends and family. When he's not dominating the BYU/UVU social scenes, he could be found with his nose in a comic-book, his webcam to his face, or high-fiving his homies. Not surprisingly, being a cultured sort, he has a place in his heart for all kinds of movies (except Twilight – Please!) and leads his Fantasy Football League. A devout member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, he left an entire piece of his heart in the Montana-Wyoming Mission where "cowboys arebold, and all others are posin'!"
He keeps friends and family members entertained with his constant and unending commentary on his favorite basketball team, (duh!) The Utah Jazz, and knows himself and his own mind – so don’t try to tell him he’s wrong or disagree with him! A pearl from Adam about the dream girl that will earn his affections: "If she's not thin, busty, and hot, I hope she's at least sexy, loves to make out, and an active member of the LDS faith."
We are on Team Adam!
So A 31 year old dud that sells insurance and reads comic books out of his mom's basement wants to make out with my daughter? He better pull himself out of his fantasy world and start treating women as the daughters of god that they are. You show up on my doorstep wanting to date my daughter and you will be greeted with a kick in the pants from my daughter. She doesn't tolerate fools.
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