FIRST COMES DATING 20 GIRLS ON A REALITY SERIES, THEN COMES MARRIAGE!

That’s right! Adam and Marcie are getting married! Naturally, you’re not surprised, and you’re eager to get all the details. So we asked Marcie, Adam’s blushing fiancé, to tell us the whole story. And here’s what she said…

Marcie:

And I thought this day would NEVER come! I can’t believe I had to wait THREE months after meeting my fiancé before he would propose to me!  I’m not sure if any girl has ever had to wait this long to have man propose to her, but I you’ll definitely agree that Adam and I have stood the test of time. It's hard to believe that just 3 short months ago (to the day!) I went on my first date with Mr. Adam and felt the first twinklings of love as he kissed me in that first date (an act I’m both publicly against and totally down for). Only in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I'd be lucky enough to marry one of the twenty men I was dating at the time! I am truly the luckiest girl in the world!

Now it's my turn to dish out the details...

Sunday morning began like any other Sabbath day. The alarm clock went off, I rolled out of bed, got ready for the day, and headed downstairs to meet up with a few TMB staffers to discuss the next season of TMB. As I said, typical Sabbath for a typical Latter-Day Saint: planning an internet dating show that copies a reality, sex-filled TV series that mocks that sacredness of marriage.

While in the midst of planning, my jovial mood was sobered when I got a text from Adam which read, "Marcie my pool is flooding and I'm not gonna be able to make it down today." I was so bummed because I would be singing a special musical number in church and really wanted him there to pay attention to me.  I mean, why else would I sing in church if not to show off to my boyfriend? Trying to figure out a passive-aggressive way to see him even though he told me he had an emergency to attend to instead of seeing me, I asked him if I could bring dinner up to Glendora after church to which he replied "I think it's better if you don't come up tonight. I'll just give you a call tonight."  Of course I didn't like that one bit. NOT. ONE. BIT. Call me tonight? AFTER the emergency? I deserve more than THAT! So I spent the remainder of the day sulking and reminding my single roommates about this problem I was suffering through.

I had to be in bed early that night because I have a very important career. I washed off my makeup, put on my pjs, and crawled into bed with my scriptures. Adam and I have been reading a chapter a day from the Book of Mormon. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just thought you should all be aware of my scripture reading habits.

But I had a hard time focusing on what I was reading, as my thoughts would continuously and co-dependingly turn to Adam, wondering if he would ever call.  So, I decided to text him and see if he could talk. His response was "I'm actually at my grandparents house helping them unclog some drains in their backyard. It's kinda a tense situation. Can we talk tomorrow?"  That's when I kind of lost it. LOST. IT. I did what any girl would do and started screaming. Helping his grandparents??? I’m his girlfriend!!! How dare he see to the needs of his grandparents! I’ll show HIM a “tense situation!”

I buried my nose back in my scriptures in anger and started into another chapter, looking for ANYTHING that suggests a man should see to the needs of his elderly relatives, when suddenly there was a knock on my bedroom door. It was my roommate, holding two valium and wondering how all of my bedroom furniture got broken. I welcomed her in as she placed a computer on my lap and said "I need you to look at this video I've been working on to promote our series. Let me know what think." And before I could say anything she was gone down the hall.

I pressed play and my heart began to race!!! At first I was in shock! Then my mind started to race..."Is Adam really downstairs? What is he doing here? What does he want to give me? I love it when he gives me things! Are his grandparents OK? Who cares?! Oh my gosh I'm in my ugly pajamas with no makeup on! Do I change? Do I put my makeup back on? He’s never seen me without my make-up! And he’s not going to! What do I do? Kill! Kill!" The voices in my head simply wouldn’t stop! So I just quietly tiptoed my way down the stairs. That's when I saw the video camera pointed toward the dining room and Adam hiding behind the corner on bended knee!!!

The feelings I felt next are indescribable! But let me describe them for you! I was so 100% surprised by the whole thing and so incredibly happy and madly in love with the man down on bended knee that I just couldn't contain my emotions! I'm sure you saw, as we video’d this most intimate of moments so everyone could see how great we are! It was a moment of absolute perfection. Better than anything you’ve ever experienced! I have never been happier than in that moment when he asked "Will you marry me?" YES ADAM!!! A thousand times over. YES, I will marry you! FINALLY!

So much for an early bedtime!  The rest of the night was spent kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, cuddling, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, calling our families, more kissing, and more calling! And kissing! It was all too perfect!  I still can't believe it's real. I've been staring at my ring every 5 minutes and pinching myself just to make sure it's not just a dream!  It's truly a fairytale ending...or beginning, depending on how you look at it! And kissing!

My thoughts about the divine inspiration of The Mormon Bachelorette journey have only been confirmed by the happenings of last night.  And that’s EXACTLY what this internet show has been – Divine Inspiration! The will of God, on Earth, through us. Does that make us prophets? Does that make ABC TV prophets? Who are we to say? 

The important thing is that Adam and I are so madly in love and plan to be married! What a blessing to have finally picked the man of my dreams from the mere twenty men I was dating at the time!

And MOST IMPORTANTLY, Adam got me exactly what I wanted!  And isn’t that what marriage is all about? Believe me, I went into GREAT detail about EXACTLY what ring he had to buy me. It's a custom-made split-shank prong, micro-pave diamond encrusted ring, fitted with the most beautiful cushion cut diamond! I made that VERY clear! If he wanted me to say “Yes,” he was to get me that EXACT ring. So, I guess I wasn’t THAT surprised he proposed. But, isn’t it more fun to pretend?

I am obsessed!!!

Get Buck Nekked

The applications for The Mormon Bachelor have been pouring in and we’re really excited!

OK, OK – we KNOW the last time we did this show, we told you the SAME thing. Then, when the show started, we revealed we didn’t have enough contestants. We begged some people to go on dates with our Bachelor, and were still desperate enough to fill in empty space with a joke date, “The Priesthood Pony.”

But this time, we can assure you that we’re not lying about all of the applications were getting! We swear! Seriously! We promise! What…? Why are you looking at us like that? Stop it! No, we’re not twitching! We’re just…. WEHAVELOTSOFAPPLICATIONSANDWEREREALLYPOPULARNOWSHUTUP!

We only have a few weeks left until we close the window for bachelorette applications and we want you to get to know the real Buck.  Send in your questions for Buck to mormonbachelorshow@gmail.com and put "Get Buck Nekked" in the subject line. Buck himself will respond!  Trust us, there is more to Buck than his ability to reenact his favorite movies and we want to make sure that none of you miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime to get to know the real him!

Introducing… THE NEW MORMON BACHELOR: BUCK NEKKED!!!

As you know, because we’ve told you many times, the first season of The Mormon Bachelor was a HUGE success! After meeting and making out with over 20 amazing girls, Adam finally picked the love of his life! And after she told Adam she was only on the show to have fun and didn’t actually want to date him, Adam picked another girl! And after she also passed up the opportunity to date him, Adam turned to the next girl. And THAT girl is the love of Adam’s life!

Adam and Marcie are now literally the happiest two people on Earth!

It’s no secret that Adam and Marcie have VERY BUSY lives. In fact, they both have JOBS! But they STILL find time to pose for pictures together, showcasing their love, and even manage to post those pictures on the Internet.

We don’t want to overstate this, but no couple has ever had a relationship has strong or as meaningful as Marcie and Adam.  In fact, if you’re in love, it’s safe to assume that your relationship is a CRAP compared to these two. But that’s no surprise, as the Mormon Bachelor is a guaranteed formula to achieving eternal love.

And now… THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

We waited many long weeks to get video applications to be the new Mormon Bachelor! And after none came, we decided to just go with a guy we already knew! There is no one more deserving than our own BUCK NEKKED! 

Rather than show us who he is as a person, Buck put together an AMAZING application video, splicing himself into movies he knew everyone likes! Sure, you won’t learn anything about Buck while watching the video (beyond what he does for a living, which he mentions several times), but you will get to see clips from some great movies!

Selecting the new Mormon Bachelor is a tough process. But once Buck showed us his video – and told us he’d be willing to pay for all of the dates – we knew he was the right choice!

Now it is time for all of you single females to get involved! Click on the link on the upper-left hand side of the site to apply for the opportunity to go on a date or two with Buck. Here are the rules:

1. Ladies will plan the first date. You will not have to pay for their date, but you will be required to make out with Buck.
2. If you are from out of town (Buck lives in Tooele, Utah) you will have to provide your own transportation and accommodations.
3. Applications will be accepted until December 31st.

Take our word for it - Buck Nekked is a catch! After all, why else would he be doing this? Only a person who has NO TROUBLE GETTING DATES ON HIS OWN would go out of his way to be on this show!

E-mail mormonbachelorshow@gmail.com if you have any questions and Happy Holidays!

So Long and Thanks For All The Fish!

We’d like to thank everyone who has read and enjoyed our fake Mormon Bachelor blog… but we have
an announcement to make:

We’re bored.

Don’t get us wrong - we’ve had a blast. “The Mormon Bachelorette” is hilarious and we, like so many others, have enjoyed laughing and commenting on the ridiculousness of it all. But as the time comes for the actual “show” to kick off, we find that we seem to have gotten it all out of our systems.

“The Mormon Bachelorette” is funny; we laughed, we mocked it appropriately, we grew bored with it, and now it’s time to move on.

For a moment, we thought it might be fun to continue mocking “Reality Nephi’s” Michael Scott-like need to show the world (or at least his singles ward) just how funny he apparently thinks he is. But while “The Mormon Bachelorette is, and will no doubt continue to be hilarious (albeit unintentionally), the hard reality we had to face is that “Reality Nephi” was just plain dull from the start. There just doesn’t seem to be any sport in continuing to tease him. Nephi, since you are no doubt reading this, we wanted to thank you again for following our blog so closely and even taking the time to write about us in almost all of your postings. What can we say? It’s just time for us to move on from you, too.

So this is our last posting. Thanks again for reading!

Our final thought: good luck to Aubrey and the entire staff of “The Mormon Bachelorette!” We wish you the best, and hope that each one of you is able to find someone truly amazing.

{ Bachelorette #4 - Tori the Artistic Type }

TORI: I’m from Beaver, Utah. I decided to move to Provo for the super neat social life that is here.

INTERVIEWER: Are you going to school?

TORI: No. Just here for the super fun social life. Oh wait… AND because of Adam McKay! Ehh? Ehhhh? See how I worked that in at the end?

INTERVIEWER: Clever. What’s the most fun thing you’ve done since you moved to Provo?

TORI: The most fun thing I’ve done since I moved to Provo? I don’t think I have an answer to that. You see, I haven’t actually done anything genuinely interesting. Like I said, I’m here to be social. I didn’t move here for a job, or for school, or for any reason that might actually better myself or my life. So I guess I’ll say…. umm…. I went to a concert? Is that good?

INTERVIEWER: what’s your favorite Karaoke song?

TORI: That’s easy! My favorite song to Karaoke to is “On The Wings Of Love,” because it represents my favorite Bachelor couple of all time. Here, I’ll sing it for you.

INTERVIEWER: That’s OK.

TORI: It’s my pleasure

INTERVIEWER: Please, no.

TORI (Singing): Onnnnn the wings of LOVE!...

INTERVIEWER: STOP! STOP! For the love of all that is holy, CEASE THAT NOISE!!! My ears ARE BLEEDING!

Tori stops singing and regains composure while the interviewer stops the hemorrhaging coming from his ears.

INTERVIEWER:  What kind of music do you like to listen to on the radio?

TORI: I usually don’t listen to the radio. I’m not really into “music,” unless I’m singing. I usually stick to podcasts on crafts and home decorating, or extreme right wing political radio.

INTERVIEWER: What’s one adventurous thing you’ve always wanted to do?

TORI: Ummmm…. travel all the way around the entire world.

INTERVIEWER: To where?

TORI: You know, the world.

INTERVIEWER: Yes, but can you give me some examples of specific places you’d actually like to see?

TORI: Ummm… you know. Some… countries. And cities.

INTERVIEWER: I…. see. Have you been anywhere so far?

TORI: No. No I have not. But I LOVE to travel!

Awkward silence.

TORI: That’s just because I haven’t found the right guy to go with!!

INTERVIEWER: Awwww… that is so sweet! And in no way co-dependent. So, why would you date yourself?

TORI: I CAN DO THAT???? Since when??! That is GREAT NEWS!

INTERVIEWER: No, no – it’s just a hypothetical question.

Tori sits in silence, a blank stare on her face.

INTERVIEWER: It’s just a fake question.

TORI: Ohhhhhh (giggles) I would date myself because… I’m super fun, I’m super super, and… ummm.. I’m ALWAYS up for adventure. Have I mentioned that I always like to travel?

INTERVIEWER: Yes. Maybe we should move on.

TORI: Basically, I’m a just a triple threat.  Super awesome girl.

INTERVIEWER: Yes. Please. Let’s move on. What’s your ex-boyfriend’s favorite physical feature on you?

TORI: Hmmmm…. probably the fact that I was not taller than him.

INTERVIEWER: So why are yous till single?

TORI: I’m still single because …. I’m just like Jennifer Aniston.

INTERVIEWER: What does that mean?

TORI: Well, she’s really famous and beautiful, but she’s still single, right?

INTERVIEWER: Right.

TORI: Then yes, exactly. I’m just like her.

INTERVIEWER: You only have ten seconds until dying, and only Adam is around. What would you say, or do, in that final ten seconds?

TORI: Ummmm….

They sit in silence for twenty seconds.

INTERVIEWER: OK, let me try this again. You only have TEN seconds to answer this question.

TORI: Right.

INTERVIEWER: OK, go!

They sit in silence for another twenty seconds.

INTERVIEWER: OK, again. Ten seconds.

TORI: Uh huh.

INTERVIEWER: You need to answer the question.

TORI: I’m just trying to think of something really good.

INTERVIEWER: Ok, but, see, the point of the question is that you only have ten seconds. We want to see what you can come up with spontaneously. Right off the top of your head.

TORI: Ohhhhhh. OK. I get it now.

INTERVIEWER: OK, so – you only have ten seconds to live. You have to say or do SOMEthing. Go!

Tori sits in silence for 15 seconds, a blank expression on her face.

TORI: I’m sorry…were you talking to me?

INTERVIEWER: Perhaps we should wrap up.

TORI: I’m in it to win it!

INTERVIEWER: Yes, yes. Final question. What makes you so sure you’ll win Adam’s heart?

Tori laughs, confidently.

TORI: Hell-O? Have you READ the other applicant interviews? Mine is SO much better!

Awkward silence. From the distance, a cricket can be heard.

And He Came To Pass…

Only a few short minutes after we announced The Mormon Bachelor, we were flooded with super hot Bachelorette applications. In all humility, we’re really popular and a huge success.

But imagine our excitement when our already popular blog saw a huge spike in hits. At first, we couldn’t understand where these new visitors were coming from. After all, we certainly weren’t doing anything different than when we had first started. Yet SOMETHING was making more and more people come to our site.

So we did a little analytic research and discovered that we had gotten new visitors because another blog had been discussing our website at considerable length. And that blog ‘s name is “Reality Steve Nephi.”

Sure, we expected other blogs to visit our site and publish their thoughts and admiration, but Reality Nephi has gone above and beyond. In fact, to date, Reality Nephi has written about The Mormon Bachelor in literally 50% of his blog postings, spending half of the post discussing nothing but us. Think of that! His site is not affiliated with ours, and was created to discuss a different website… and yet he spends half of his time devoted to US.

This level of obsession dedication drove people to our website. And those people, having become fans of our site, told others. Who told others. And so on.

So we felt it was time to officially thank Reality Nephi for not only being a fan, but showing such active and unparalleled support. And to show our thanks, we wanted to give Nephi a special shout-out, and reward him by posting a real picture of him right here, on our insanely popular blog.

Thanks, Nephi! We’re honestly not sure we’d even still be doing this if it wasn’t for you!

(NOTE: The Mormon Bachelor Staff would like to stress that the above is an actual, accurate picture of Reality Nephi, and not just some prank perpetuated by the staff)

KA-CHING!

We’re thrilled to announce that “The Mormon Bachelor” has a new sponsor!

We’d also like to thank all of the companies that have offered “The Mormon Bachelor” such generous amounts of money to advertise with us and sponsor the show.  We’ve had almost as many businesses contact us as we’ve had beautiful girls!

But after much consideration, we’ve concluded that we love our fans and followers too much to clutter our website with ads from many different types of companies. At the end of the day, we decided to pick one company to be the official sponsor of “The Mormon Bachelor.” And after considering many, many ridiculously lucrative offers, we’ve chosen to partner with Website Talking Heads!

Website Talking Heads is the world’s premiere video spokesperson company and has helped companies all over the world to raise sales by up to 400%!

We’d like to thank Website Talking Heads for their extremely generous sponsorship. We’d especially like to thank WTH for the new BMW that was donated to Adam McKay (our Bachelor), and let the company know just how much our staff (and girlfriends) enjoyed the all-expense paid trip to Paris. 

But we don’t mean to brag. We realize that, these days, a blog would have to be essentially meritless to not have ANYone willing to sponsor them. But although we knew we’d have many offers, we weren’t prepared for just how insanely high these offers would be. And when the founders of Website Talking Heads! walked into our offices with two giant bags that had “$” signs painted on them, we knew our lives were about to change forever. And we knew we deserved it.

To have Website Talking Heads increase your company’s bottom line, simply click here:

http://www.websitetalkingheads.com/

Or use any of their contact info.  Tell them Adam sent you!

Website Talking Heads
245 W. 9000 S.
Sandy, UT 84070
801.748.2281

Bachelorette #1 – Meet Amber!

Remember that scene in the first Harry Potter movie, when thousands of letters came flying through the fireplace and filled the living room? That’s literally what it’s been like for us! Application after application, girl after girl! And on top of all of it, people keep asking us – WHO are we going to pick for the show?

Well buckle up, because you’re about to meet our First Official Bachelorette!

Meet Amber! A 22-year-old cosmetologist. Originally from Sandy, Amber is now on her very own in the big city of Sugarhouse, far away from the family and friends she grew up with. Her diverse interests include Nordstrom, The Cheesecake Factory, and  wakeboarding (but really she just likes to lay in the back of the boat in her modest bikini).  She is obsessed with “Twilight” and “The Hunger Games” and loves to play XBOX 360. At 5'2" and 105 lbs, Amber is a true original.

When asked why she is still single, Amber gave an answer so many single LDS girls can identify with: “I just haven't been able to find a guy that can provide for me the way that my dad can and treat me like the princess I am.”

Well said, Amber. Well said.

Amber was kind enough to not only send a video of her, but also of her beautiful Aunt. And what better way to get true insight to a person than to look at her family? So take a look at this video of Amber’s aunt, and enjoy!

(And don’t worry – het aunt is the one who is NOT getting arrested in this video)

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

We’re thrilled at all of the positive attention our show is getting! Our website has gotten hundreds of thousands of hits and our staff can barely keep up with all of the applications we’re getting from quality, smokin’ women.  But perhaps the biggest indication of our self-stated (and therefore unquestionable) success is the recent rise of a particular “mock blog.”

Here at “The Mormon Bachelor,” we’re taking ourselves and our quest for love extremely seriously. This is not a joke or a vanity project. If the ABC hit “The Bachelor” has taught us anything, it is that emulating that show is the surest possible way to both live LDS standards and find eternal love.

But then comes “The Mormon Bachelorette,” an obviously fictitious website aimed at mocking our efforts to find true internet/reality based love for our Bachelor. At first, we found the website amusing. After all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and the girl on the Bachelorette seems nice enough. And yes, we can see that “The Mormon Bachelorette” is clearly fake – a parody of modern vanity. We don’t want to seem like we don’t have a sense of humor. We get it – it’s a joke. We realize that we are not supposed to actually believe any normal, not-desperate male would agree to this process. And we will admit we laughed at the site’s intentionally hilarious interview and road trip videos and application questions.

But on some level, we can’t help but be disappointed. After all, we worked very hard on our website. We hand selected all of the blog clip-art ourselves, which makes it our professional property. Sure, being “professional” is defined by being paid for your efforts, which this does not qualify… but still! We think it speaks to how seriously we are taking this process.

But at the end of the day, this isn’t about us, or any mock blogs. This is about love. About finding Mrs. Right. It’s our sincere attempt to get as many girls as possible to convince us why they are worthy to go out with our Bachelor, and then to get over 20 to agree to pay to go out with our Bachelor, and to allow us to tape them for our amusement.  And not just our amusement, but YOUR amusement. You see, this was never really just about us. We were always thinking about YOU!

So go ahead - mock us all you want. But if our show isn’t the recipe for sincere, unconditional, eternal love…. we don’t what is.

ADAM’S INTERVIEW

Due to popular demand, we’ve interviewed our handsome Bachelor and have now posted the interview!

Surprisingly, we haven’t yet secured any advertising dollars for our show, so we can’t yet afford to buy a flip video camera. However, we’re confident that advertising money is coming. And the entire interview is below!

(If you’re interested in advertising, simply email our staff at mormonbachelorshow@gmail.com)

INTRO:

(Aaron, a handsome, blonde man walks out of the front door of a super awesome mansion. We assume that it is his. He must be rich.)

 AARON: Oh, hello. I didn’t see you standing there. Welcome to “The Mormon Bachelor.” My name is Aaron and I’ll be taking you through this journey to find true internet/reality based Mormon love.

(Aaron picks up a rose)

AARON: Over the next two months, Adam Mckay will be on a journey to have a great journey. The first round will consist of 22 eligible Bachelorettes. Adam will make out with all of them, but only choose 7 to move onto round two. Then the community – that’s YOU! – will choose the rest. There will be lots of good times, even better kissing, and then finally Adam will hook up with his one true internet/reality love.

(Aaron sniffs the rose and winks at the camera)

AARON: Will it be you…?

INTERVIEW:

(Adam wears the exact same pink t-shirt from his photo. We never see Adam’s full face – just his profile - too add mystery)

ADAM: Well, I’m born and raised right here in Utah Valley. I grew up in Lindon as an only child. I’m currently living in Orem, with my awesome roommates. I only have roommates because they are awesome. I could easily afford to live in my own place. And right now I have actually ventured into a new industry of insurance. I started by own business.

AARON: I thought you were already in the insurance business?

ADAM: I was. But that was only auto and life insurance. I’ve now expanded to home insurance. I call my business, “Insurance by Adam.” I’m very proud of that title.

AARON: As well you should be. We’ve already received quite a few applications.

ADAM: Of course.

AARON: As far as you’re concerned, what are you most looking for in a potential, oh…. let’s say, “partner?”

ADAM: Wow. That’s a hard one. So let me settle for a generic answer. I think I’m really needing a very trustworthy person. Someone that is completely honest with me.

AARON: But to be fair, that IS generic. Can’t you be a little more personal and honest, yourself?

ADAM: Well, naturally, when I say I’m looking for a “trustworthy” person, I mean, a “trustworthy person who has big boobs, who loves to make out and play video games, and doesn’t nag me.” But I think that implication is understood. After all, when a girl says she’s “just looking for a guy with a great sense of humor”, what she really means is: a “guy with a great sense of humor who is also tall, handsome, has all of his hair, makes tons of money, and loves to spend it on me.”

AARON: That’s fair. Speaking of making you laugh, let’s talk about the fun side of all of this. When is it appropriate, in your mind, to kiss on the first date?

ADAM: Well, I have a rule. A RULE. I do NOT kiss on the first date. I think it’s very important to develop that chemistry between each other without introducing anything physical. That said, if I feel like kissing a girl on the first date, I do think it’s appropriate to go ahead and break that rule.

AARON: And has that ever happened?

ADAM: Oh, heavens yes. Many times. I hope that doesn’t make me inconsistent to my self-stated ideals.

AARON: Not at all. And how did that work out, kissing on first dates?

ADAM: How do you think? Awesome.

AARON: Nice.

(Adam nods. So does Aaron. They both laugh)

AARON: So what you’re saying is that you’re a true gentleman, but if the girls apply for this show, they can expect to make out with you?

ADAM: Bingo.

AARON: There are quite a few girls that have applied online to be your Bachelorette. Have I said that already? I don’t want to sound like we’re overcompensating in this interview for a lack of applicants, because we’re NOT.

ADAM: Absolutely not.

AARON: The great thing about this adventure that you’re going on is that they will be planning the dates, and paying for the dates, so you’ll be able to see which girls are totally cheap, and which are generous. And when making out with you, they’ll have a chance to really showcase their enthusiasm and creativity. From your perspective, what makes a great first date?

ADAM: A great first date is somewhere we can just go together and just get to know each other and make out. Nothing too fancy. Just kind of keep it casual. I’m not shallow, or materialistic. I mean, as long as we are making out, what does it matter where we are? I don’t want to put any pressure on the girls. I just ask that they plan something completely different. Something that we’ve never done before, that we can experience together. That’s really not too much to ask.

AARON: So Adam, you are a Latter-Day Saint, correct? You are 31-years-old. Extremely handsome and great looking. Awesome body.

ADAM: Thank you.

AARON: The million dollar question that attractive, desirable guys like us are asked at some point in our lives is: Adam, why aren’t you married yet?

ADAM: Aaron, that’s a GREAT question. And I wish I knew the answer. Because, you’re right, I AM really good looking. I DO have a great body. And I AM an amazing catch. So it’s a total mystery to me. I honestly wish I could tell you I have any faults or flaws, but I’m just not aware of any. My ONLY answer that I can think of is that I just haven’t met a girl up to my justifiably high standards. Which makes me the victim in all of this. I really do deserve this show.

AARON: You really do. Thank you, Adam, for such a gracious interview. You’re a very impressive person.

ADAM: I agree. And it was my pleasure.

It's Raining Women!

WOW! We're thrilled to report that applications from quality girls have been pouring in! We can't say we're surprised (after all - just LOOK at our handsome Bachelor).  We're flattered and excited to start the interviews.

And don't worry, ladies... due to popular demand, we're going to post an intriguing interview with Adam for your reading pleasure (and we do mean "pleasure").  If you haven't applied already to have this man sweep you off your feet, after reading this you will wonder where he has been all your life!

{ THE MORMON BACHELOR }

Meet Adam Mackay! This 31 year old Provo hunk god has a zeal for life that seduces and satisfies. With his Associates Degree in Communications from Salt Lake Community College, he began dazzling clients all over Utah Valley with his sales skills, and this penchant for persuasiveness has led him to the Auto, Home, and Life Insurance field. Adam runs his smooth business out of his home office in Orem, which accommodates his love for the internet, online gaming, movies and making the absolute most of Utah Valley, all of which are best enjoyed with friends and family. When he's not dominating the BYU/UVU social scenes, he could be found with his nose in a comic-book, his webcam to his face, or high-fiving his homies. Not surprisingly, being a cultured sort, he has a place in his heart for all kinds of movies (except Twilight – Please!) and leads his Fantasy Football League. A devout member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, he left an entire piece of his heart in the Montana-Wyoming Mission where "cowboys arebold, and all others are posin'!"

He keeps friends and family members entertained with his constant and unending commentary on his favorite basketball team, (duh!) The Utah Jazz, and knows himself and his own mind – so don’t try to tell him he’s wrong or disagree with him! A pearl from Adam about the dream girl that will earn his affections: "If she's not thin, busty, and hot, I hope she's at least sexy, loves to make out, and an active member of the LDS faith."

We are on Team Adam!

{ POTENTIAL BACHELORETTES }

Applications are pouring in! The staffers are busy at work. Here are a few things to keep in mind when applying:

1. Each bachelorette needs to provide her own transportation and accommodations for the dinners and making out.
2. Bachelorettes need to be available for up to three make-out sessions. We will give priority to cooler girls that are especially nice to us.
3. Applicants must be willing to be interviewed by phone or in person and must be comfortable in a bathing suit.
4. The last day to apply will be September 9, 2010.
5. Bachelors are not required to attend the "Halo" party to receive a rose.

{ THE DETAILS }

Many of you have been asking us how this little journey of love is going to work. Here are the details. Please e-mail us at mormonbachelorshow@gmail.com if this post doesn't satisfy your curiosity.

The Rundown*:

Round 1 - 22 eligible Bachelorettes will be chosen by The Mormon Bachelor staffers. They will be scheduled for dinners that they will plan and pay for with Adam (with a $30 + gratuity per person minimum), to be followed by make-out sessions the same evening between September 16th-October 7th.
At our mid-season "Halo" Party Adam will hand out a rose to 7 of the 22 Bachelorettes to move onto the next round. The community (all of you followers) will vote for the remaining spot.
Round 2 - 8 remaining Bachelorettes will join Adam on a Hot Tub Date that will be planned by The Mormon Bachelorette staffers between the dates of October 8th-15th (Bachelorettes may be paired for this specific date).
Round 3 – Possibly 1 (but no less than 3) bachelorette(s) will be chosen by Adam to continue on this journey of love on October 16th.
Round 4 - HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

** Please see the calendar of events for each "Halo" Party. Of course, as loyal members of our following community you will have a VIP pass to each party and encourage you to bring your hottest female friends**

May Adam's journey to find true Mormon love begin...

* (not affiliated with the movie starring "The Rock")

{ THE RULES }

1. Girls will be anonymous to Adam until the night of the make-out.
2. If a selected participant reveals her acceptance as a Bachelorette before the make-out, she will be eliminated from the challenge, unless determined to be significantly hot enough to continue anyway.
3. Portions of each make-out will be videotaped.
4. 2 a.m. curfew for each make-out will be enforced unless Adam is having a really good time.
5. Each applicant must be available to make out with Adam at least 3 times between Sep 16th-Oct 16th, and possibly willing to make-out with show associates.
6. Each Bachelorette will pay for dinner for Adam prior to making out. If the Bachelorette also decides to eat, she will be responsible for paying for her own meal as well.