As you know, because we’ve told you many times, the first season of The Mormon Bachelor was a HUGE success! After meeting and making out with over 20 amazing girls, Adam finally picked the love of his life! And after she told Adam she was only on the show to have fun and didn’t actually want to date him, Adam picked another girl! And after she also passed up the opportunity to date him, Adam turned to the next girl. And THAT girl is the love of Adam’s life!
Adam and Marcie are now literally the happiest two people on Earth!
It’s no secret that Adam and Marcie have VERY BUSY lives. In fact, they both have JOBS! But they STILL find time to pose for pictures together, showcasing their love, and even manage to post those pictures on the Internet.
We don’t want to overstate this, but no couple has ever had a relationship has strong or as meaningful as Marcie and Adam. In fact, if you’re in love, it’s safe to assume that your relationship is a CRAP compared to these two. But that’s no surprise, as the Mormon Bachelor is a guaranteed formula to achieving eternal love.
And now… THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
We waited many long weeks to get video applications to be the new Mormon Bachelor! And after none came, we decided to just go with a guy we already knew! There is no one more deserving than our own BUCK NEKKED!
Rather than show us who he is as a person, Buck put together an AMAZING application video, splicing himself into movies he knew everyone likes! Sure, you won’t learn anything about Buck while watching the video (beyond what he does for a living, which he mentions several times), but you will get to see clips from some great movies!
Selecting the new Mormon Bachelor is a tough process. But once Buck showed us his video – and told us he’d be willing to pay for all of the dates – we knew he was the right choice!
Now it is time for all of you single females to get involved! Click on the link on the upper-left hand side of the site to apply for the opportunity to go on a date or two with Buck. Here are the rules:
1. Ladies will plan the first date. You will not have to pay for their date, but you will be required to make out with Buck.
2. If you are from out of town (Buck lives in Tooele, Utah) you will have to provide your own transportation and accommodations.
3. Applications will be accepted until December 31st.
Take our word for it - Buck Nekked is a catch! After all, why else would he be doing this? Only a person who has NO TROUBLE GETTING DATES ON HIS OWN would go out of his way to be on this show!
E-mail mormonbachelorshow@gmail.com if you have any questions and Happy Holidays!
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