Remember that scene in the first Harry Potter movie, when thousands of letters came flying through the fireplace and filled the living room? That’s literally what it’s been like for us! Application after application, girl after girl! And on top of all of it, people keep asking us – WHO are we going to pick for the show?
Well buckle up, because you’re about to meet our First Official Bachelorette!
Meet Amber! A 22-year-old cosmetologist. Originally from Sandy, Amber is now on her very own in the big city of Sugarhouse, far away from the family and friends she grew up with. Her diverse interests include Nordstrom, The Cheesecake Factory, and wakeboarding (but really she just likes to lay in the back of the boat in her modest bikini). She is obsessed with “Twilight” and “The Hunger Games” and loves to play XBOX 360. At 5'2" and 105 lbs, Amber is a true original.
When asked why she is still single, Amber gave an answer so many single LDS girls can identify with: “I just haven't been able to find a guy that can provide for me the way that my dad can and treat me like the princess I am.”
Well said, Amber. Well said.
Amber was kind enough to not only send a video of her, but also of her beautiful Aunt. And what better way to get true insight to a person than to look at her family? So take a look at this video of Amber’s aunt, and enjoy!
(And don’t worry – het aunt is the one who is NOT getting arrested in this video)
What a privilege it would be for Adam to be a part of that family tree!
ReplyDelete"modest bikini"? that's copyright infringement, but as a supporter and biweekly reader of this site, I'm going to let it slide.
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